Through the looking glass: surreal campaign ads

First, this laugably bad ad. It appears that the McCain campaign’s latest attack is “Obama wants to Photoshop his face onto Mount Rushmore and the Statue of Liberty”. Incredibly juvenile, but it would work if your average McCain voter knew what a Photoshop was.

Secondly, there’s this video, “The One”.

Twist ending : “Paid for by John McCain 2008″. Really? Are… are you sure, official McCain Youtube channel and JohnMcCain.com?

I see two possible messages McCain could be trying to get out here.

He might be trying to say “Vote for Obama”, which is bizarre and likely not a winning strategy for McCain. Then again, his campaign, his party, and a good portion of the news media appear to be under the influence of hallucinogenic substances.

At this point I wouldn’t be that surprised if Bush went on a puppy-kicking spree only to have McCain come out and defend him, blame it on Obama and the Liberal Media, and say that this type of situation shows he’s “ready to lead” and his opponent is “naïve”. Somehow, it would probably even work, and the media would spend the next two days asking questions like “Voting for McCain : good idea, or great idea?” and “The Liberal Media’s biased reporting: should we stop favoring Obama?”.

Anyways. The other message, the one McCain is more likely trying to push with the world-leader imagery and the glorification of his opponent, is something along the lines of “Obama is the Antichrist”. That might make sense in the mind of Americans who consider reading forwarded emails to be ‘research’, but those people already have lists of contradictory reasons why they’re afraid of him.

In any case, I’m pretty sure the Antichrist is actually supposed to get elected. If McCain was a good Christian and he really believed what he’s trying to scare people into believing, he’d have to make sure the Antichrist won the election or he’d be standing in the way of Prophecy.

On the other hand, if he was a good Christian he probably wouldn’t be ridiculing Moses to make a political attack.

Alaska : Lose The Clown

Sure, he thinks that the Internet is a series of tubes, and yet assumes himself knowledgeable enough to regulate said Internet, but at least he’s an honest, hardworking guy, right?

Not so much. It seems that corruption is never far behind incompetence : Senator Ted “An Internet Was Sent By My Staff” Stevens accepts bribes and lies about it, according to a federal grand jury that just indicted him on seven (7) felonies. He apparently accepted $250,000 in bribe money from an oil and contruction services company between 2001 and 2006.

Maybe the company in question paid him to issue his utterly ignorant statements about the tubular nature of the Internet in an effort to push their pro-pipeline oil agenda?

It would explain why the company in question is now out of business. The tube remarks didn’t go over so well, and we all got to see the proof of his ignorance thanks to one of the few Tubes that actually does make up part of the Internet.

Seriously though, Alaska. Lose the clown.